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HER SKIRT OR SHORTS IS SO SHORT I CAN SEE HER GENITALS
A girl bends over showing everything ..
I can see what she had for breakfast.
Canadian slang.
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if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs
She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.
To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
a Captain Kangaroo that can't keep his Mr. Green Jeans on
Bob Keeshan lived around the corner from me in Babylon, New York, but I never knew she what????... Mr. Green Jeans was ALWAYS.....
Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.
She seems cool, so I think I’ll have what she’s having, besides the kids!
An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.
Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.
Jon: That's what she said last night
U FUCKIN IDIOT!!! SHE SAID NOTHING!!!
Boy 1: That's what she said
Boy 2: SHE DIDN'T FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING!
Boy 1: Bro