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Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.
A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.
You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."
Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.
Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.
Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.
She was no woman of virtue she was a sidewalk stewardess who’ been around the block for often than the mailman!
Another term often used for prostitution.
Stephanie was paving the sidewalks of Hagaman last Friday night.
The act of performing felatio on someone while they are driving a mobility scooter on the sidewalk.
Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.
A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.
Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”