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When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.
I porn-skipped through this video only to realize there was no money shot.
The shittiest company on the planet. If you use this company fuck you ur shit too. I’d rather eat a sewer rat then eat the shit they dare call food. I’d rather die overdose on heroine than work for such a poor company. #ubereatsisbetter #skipthedishesisshit
Skip the dishes employee: ur stupid ass bought ur food to the wrong address and u aren’t getting ur money back
Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money
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the art of getting really high and thinking you are playing a video game, passing a level each time you feel that much more high. The phrase "game over" is frequently associated with this word, it's simply the grand finale of your highness.
Bob- Yo what's goody for tonight?
Bob 2- I vote we get the crew together and begin skipping levels?
Bob- Word.
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A day one takes off of school/work to smoke pot
Today I took a skip daze to smoke my brother's pot
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Skip Rat: a derogatory term and classist stereotype, which is used very broadly and mostly inaccurately used to describe rural, and/or poverty class individuals.
That family are a bunch of skip rats!
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A skip licker is a person of below average intelligence and bodily hygiene. Possible traits of a skip licker is greasiness of the hair and a munted face.
She licks skips the skip licker.
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