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when a guy is having sex with a girl, doggy style and his penis slips out upon trying to be thrust in.
I was banging this chick real fast doggy style and i kept getting the slip out.
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It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'
"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"
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To leave a function without telling anyone you are leaving.
Has anyone seen Lewis? He must have slipped out.
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When a female celebrity "accidently" lets her nipple show or has her whole boob slip out. Check pictures of Lindsey Lohan.
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Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina
"Yo son, just slip her the d!"
"How'd things go with her?"..."Oh ya know...I slipped her the d"
"What are you doing?"..."Just slipping the d"
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When you're really drunk and puke all over the place. When you stand up you slip in your vomit and shit and pass-out.
Dude I was so wasted I slip-slopped last night
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Similar to Freudian Typo, a qwertian slip is a simple slip of typing or texting that completely changes the meaning of what is said. Most times it occurs when one letter is meant to be typed while the key right next to it is pressed instead.
Comes from the phrases Freudian Slip which is the slip of the tongue and qwerty which is the standard format of computer and phone keyboards.
Wow they didn't even open my vag, they just squished it a little.
Er, I meant bag. Qwertian slip I swear!
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