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A girl with a mohawk, who after you finished having sex with her and you drop a deuce, she lets you use her mohawk to wipe it up
Becky, oh my god, a good blowjob, but what a great belgian snorkeler
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Taking the Arabian Goggles to the next level. Arabian Goggles you place your balls into the eye sockets. You then go one step further and insert your dick into the mouth. Then you have a PORK SNORKEL.
Dude! Last night, I totally gave this chick a pork snorkel.
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When a girl shoots her load on the guys face during oral sex.
I went down on squirts mcgee last night.
What was it that bad?
Fuck that girl man, i got the sticky snorkel.
Damn man, that sucks.
Yeah i know, i had squiz in my fucking eyes dude.
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Verb: The act of waking one's partner by inserting one's penis into their mouth.
"I'm having a horrible day. John was mad that we didn't have sex last night, so he woke me up with an Albuquerque Snorkel at 5am. I couldn't fall back asleep and now I'm exhausted and my fillings hurt."
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a hand-held anal cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or Muslim shower.
Every time I try to use the toilet in India, the floor is covered with butt snorkel water.
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(verb)when you are in a pool naked with a loved one and you go under the water and spread there butt cheeks and suck their butt hole enough to bring oxygen into your own mouth.
Guy:hey wanna do a human snorkel
girl:whats that?
guy:ill spread your ass cheeks under water and wheeze your butt hole which will provide me with stank ass oxygen.
girl:sure...OOOhh OH!
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Someone that licks balls. When holding the shaft of the penis up to lick balls, it looks like a snorkel.
Me: dude that chick blew me last week.
Friend: no way! Did she dick snorkel you?
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