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A sport that is always being beat up on by people who don't even play! Some people say that is isn't a contact sport but they are wrong. The only protection soccer players have are shin guards and people get hurt and get bruises all the time. Soccer is a sport that requires extreme dedication, effort, endurance and skill. People who make fun of soccer are obviously just jealous of our mad skills.
Idiot : "I played soccer once and it was so not a contact sport."
Soccer player: "You just weren't playing right, then."
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The most booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooringggg game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to watch.... its just a bunch of guys running back and forth...
Me- What r u doing
Friend- Watching a BORING soccer game
Me- Wanna watch grass grow?
Friend- HELL YEAH!!! anything but watching a boring soccer game
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1) The sport that, in America, is played by women, children, and homosexuals (Which exsplains why are womens team is 10x better then our mens team) Therfour, In America, it is considered a fag sport.
2) Boring sport. The field is huge. Why does this make it boring? It's so huge that 85% of the time, there not even in scoring distance, which meens 85% of the time isn't even worth watching. Quite honestly I don't find kicking a ball back and forth again and again until they finaly get a chance to score (And theres an 5% chance that they actually will score) The goals are a gimick, and the ONLY thing entertaining in this sport ('Cept maybe a really good dive by a goalkeeper)
3) It was invented by women let women play it! It's wasn't even considered a mans sport until a few years after it was invented
4) The only way to get an injury is to fake an injury. The only thing in soccer I would imagine hurting is getting hit in the face with an elbow (I.E. World Cup 2006, when McBride got clobbered)
5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer.
6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?
7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?
8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport.
9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play.
American: Don't you relize that soccer is a game of luck and being in the right place at the right time? Don't you relize that the goals are a gimick to make this awfull sport popular? Don't you relize how boring this sport is?
European: Soccer isn't boring because it's pretty much the best sport that we have. If we had any other American sport than soccer wouldn't be as popular because American Sports are better than European sports.
American: Dosn't that make you ignorant to possibly say that soccer is better than every other American sport when you don't even know any other American sports and judge them on your hatred for America?
European: Yeah, but Soccer is better than football
American: But you havn't even played football
European: Yeah, but... your an American fag...
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World's best sport on the planet which most americans are stupid prefering "football" over it when players run for 90 minutes and takes skill. Only Americans and Canadiens hate this sport and it is really called football. Football and Baseball players call this sport pussy when there is a difference soccer players do get more pussy.
Soccer player and "football" player are having an arguement about which sport is better when hot girl comes and choses soccer player over fagetass "football" player.
ex. Cristiano Ronaldo has gone out with more girls than Tony Romo and is going out with Paris Hilton
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A pussy ass sport. Only for European fags. Soccer players are the most woman like fags ever.
Smart American #1: Hey, look at those soccer players there.
Smart American #2: Yeah, I bet they're gay.
Smart American #1:Well, duh, they are soccer players.
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The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!
Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.
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a sport that should be called football in America because it makes more sense. but just because Americans changed the name doesnt mean they arent good. i got news for ya! WE are good!! Didnt you see how good America did in the Confederations Cup? if you didnt they almost beat Brazil... in the finals! the score was 3-2 Brazil!!!
Anyway.... football (soccer) involves 2 teams of 11 players kicking the ball around on the field passing around trying to score on the goal. Soccer is very competitive and physical.
American #1- dont you think soccer should really be named football like the rest of the world?
American #2- yes i agree the name for soccer in America is the only bad think about USA
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