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To Spork Job is the act of masterbating into a spork then feeding it to someone who is asleep.
Rambo: You Suck.
Chuck Norris: If you don't shut up I will spork job your mother.
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A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.
Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.
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A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.
Not to be confused with Spork Sensei
Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!
Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...
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when you insert your thumb toe into your girlfriends ear
when you kick your girlfriend in the side of her head and your toe gets stuck in her ear you have given her an acciedental whilty spork
To launch
Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?
Billy: That's my chack-twackler.
Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?
Billy: A penis.
Johnny: Oh.
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I-- a utensil used for eating// part spoon and part fork
II-- a dorky nickname for the one you love
III-- a sexual act in which 2 american girls and 1 british boy are involved in
IV-- a feeling of unsettled facts between friends, or a fight
a- "I always use a spork at KFC."
b- "You are spork, and I'm your kfork."
c- "Did you hear about that Alex and those girls? Dude, they sporked!"
d- "What's wrong? I just sporked my friend."
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the act of spooning that leads into the act of porking.
A quiet night of cuddling in front of the TV led to a vigorous late-night spork.
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