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The baddest lift in the fucking gym. Load up a barbell with every plate in the gym and lift that thing about 2 inch out of the squat rack. Stand there like a boss then put it back down. Repeat. This lift can be used to replace squats, deadlift and bench, as they will no longer be required when you unleash the awesomeness of Squat Lockouts. Also, this lift causes the heads of fuckwits to explode clear off their shoulders.
a: Why is this bar bent as fuck?
b: Oh some total badass motherfucker was doing squat lockouts with every plate in the joint and destroyed that shit.
a: *head literally explodes*
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The act of a homeless person taking an obscenely violent shit in an exposed area for all to see
Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!
Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.
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To do nothing, to have nothing
David Pryordoes didly squat after he gets home from school everyday.
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A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.
Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.
That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
Squat Cobbler: (skwät ka-blēr)
The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
I stopped going on fullcreamahead.org for watching squat cobbler vids dude... I found a guy who will do custom dutch-apple-ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro!
Squat Hostage; Noun: When a male is forced into bondage, then has face sat on by a kinky female.
Benny used her panies to tie Clint's hands to his bedpost, and then squat hostaged that mofo.
A Russian Slav dance, commonly used by white people. The name squat kick became used as a name when Fortnite introduced the dance as an in game emote.
Dylan is going to squat kick in front of Wilko.