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When you light your pubes on fire and then proceed to have intercourse with a girl so her truffle butter extinguishes your pubes
"Did you see Andrew give Bradley a white stag"
"Yea he gave my mom one to"
A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
When Two Single People Attend An Event Together...But Are Stag
Would you like to be my stag date for our Christmas party??
Mhm owns stag cause stag is black
Stags owner helped stag pick the cotton
A chant that all men must participate in when attending the legendary stag of Dan.
Men in unison: “DAN’S STAG”
Other people: “Who the fuck is Dan?”