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Nice until screwed over. Will break their back to help you out unless you use them, then you get nothing. Originated from Kaiser. A name from Germany.
Kizer is the person to go to if you need help man! Oh wait, you're the guy that was talking about them. Well might as well forget that.
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When you run out lube for anal sex so you grab a bottle of Budweiser off the night stand and use that instead.
I was so wasted this weekend, I'm sure he went Kizer on me.
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the man took a kizer in his pants therefore he couldnt go to work
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A Picture took so badly no one can figure out what it means and the guy who took the picture needs to be completely unaware of how bad the photo really is
A "KIZER": Look at this picture
A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels
are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life
truly defines it
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November 4th also know as National Kizer Day is one of the biggest holidays of the year, everyone draws or shiny hunts the mythical Pokémon piplup for lord Kizer and eats togepi soup, International Kizer day is on November 3rd were we all change are pfp to the mythical Pokémon piplup for the day.
Kizer: @TogeCian Where’s my piplup art
TogeCian: Piplup sucks
RileyJ: 😱
Kizer: DIE
TogeCian: ☠️
(Kizer Day)
The man was pog with his piplup
Therefore he was a kizer
One of the sweetest boys you’ll ever meet. He is the funniest person and always makes sure that you’re doing okay. He puts all of his time & energy into you and never lets you feel upset. He has the cutest laugh, but he normally laughs at his Faygo or Carti jokes. He doesn’t know how to spell “float” and has an unhealthy obsession with hot chips. He knows everyone and is always insanely kind to them. He likes to sing christmas songs and talk to his friends on the phone. He is one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever get.
Jocelyn: Hey, did I tell you about my friend, Kizer?
Mya: No, but he sure sounds really sweet!