Patro Station

A stack of tube TVs hooked up to VCRs playing nothing but hard core pornography from the 1980's.

Let's set up a Patro Station and do this party right!

release station

1)The bathroom
2)A station where you release your internal struggles.

Pardon me, I must use the release station.

Train Station

The anal cavity of a homosexual male

Person 1: How does Jacob have a new hook-up every week?
Person 2: Because he has a tight train station!

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Penetration station

An area in a prison where prisoners will rape or fuck another prisoner. The penetration station is usually a closed off area in the prison.

Prison rapist: come with me little boi...
Prisoner: where are we going daddy?
Prison rapist: The Penetration station..♤

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Tube Station

A description for the presence of too many men and not enough women, "tube station" draws from a play on words of the European transit system. Analogous to "sausage fest."

Dude. There are no chicks here. This bar is a fucking tube station.

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Station 5

Lavatory.

Restroom.

Bathroom.

Men's room.

Ladie's room.

Potty break.

The Jon.

Station 5 is a polite code meaning: To use the toilet.

I gotta hit Station 5

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Metro Station

An electro-pop band, comparable to hellogoodbye. The only difference being that instead of singing about summer love and cute crushes, Metro Station prefers booty calls and more booty calls.

Regardless, this band is great, definitely danceable, and they put on great live shows.

"Tonight we'll touch
And they won't know
I know you're dying
To take off your clothes

Just trust in me
I'll never run away
You kiss my lips
And you taste like pain
And while I'm pushing it, I'm moving
Somehow you manage to say..."

A couple of lines from "Wish We Were Older" by Metro Station

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