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sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.

"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."

by nukespike October 1, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sucks Camel Dicks

Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level

Also featured in Step Brothers.

Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?

Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

by themandrakehat June 11, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck a dick day

Suck a dick day is taken place on the 26th of may

Get on your knees and suck on suck a dick day

by Hfdgb May 25, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucking science dick

When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.

Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!

Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.

OR

Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"

by crudmonkey May 27, 2022

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck My Dick

This can be one of the following:
-To have someone give you a blow job
-What one fag will say to another fag
-What your mom does to me
-An insult
-Commonly heard among people ranging from the age of 13-27.
-A fun name to use when you submit things on the internet.
-A popular sexual action that is included in porno

He got his dick sucked. The fags sucked each other off. Your mom gave me head. Why don't you suck my dick you cocksucking fag! Awww man, suck my dick. (From Suck My Dick:) Yo mama so old that she was the DJ at the Boston Tea Party. I saw the bitch suck his cock on cumfiesta.com

by Weak Ass Bitches November 7, 2004

110๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck a dick city

Something that sucks dick to the max.

Reaches a whole new horizon of "that sucks dick" like a city in the far.

That prostate exam was like suck a dick city.

by J-Rage March 11, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucks camel dick

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!

by laurenbee123 July 21, 2010

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