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When someone repeatedly wears one suit they find classy all the time. They think it attracts the girls when it actually doesn't
Guy: I've bet you missed me
Girl: Dream on buddy, take you and your recycled suit out of my face
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No single article of clothing is as versatile as the gorilla suit! You can wear a gorilla suit to a Crazy party for alot of laughs, to a robbery or hold up, to make a bigfoot hoax, to a bathroom in a park, even some crazy gorilla fetish you might have with your significant other, and then practice your techno remixes in it, all in a single evening. Without a well-constructed, well-tailored "G-SUIT", your closet is sadly lacking A must needed piece of equipment.
This is one crazy badass in a Gorilla Suit, He must be a member of the Lordz !!!!!!!!
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Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!
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ill strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose
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also defined as a rubber, or jimi-hat, raincoat, and many other aliases, the business suit is the contraceptive device put on by one party who is ready to give business to the other party. More than likely, a latex condom.
I was so ready to give her the business, but I had to put on my business suit first.
What business does she have in that skirt? I better go get a business suit, she's about to get some business...
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When someone is wearing a suit that is all brown in color, that is, brown pants and a matching brown blazer and it makes them look like a large article of human (or animal) excrement.
Damn, can you believe that Napoleon Dynamite was at the fucking dance wearin' that raunchy ass Dookie Suit in the movie.....
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A speed-suit is a short-sleeved jumpsuit favored by certain super-scientists who demand both comfort and ease from their clothing. When properly fitted, it should crotch six inches below the natural inseam. The common speed suit is predominantly polyester, allowing occupational hazards such as baby burps to be easily cleaned off with a lemony wipe.
Mentioned frequently by Dr Venture on "The Venture Brothers"
A speed-suit says to the world: "Look out! I know what I'm wearing for the rest of my life!"
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