hand simulator survival

Hand simulator but survival

Hand simulator survival is poggers and banananoodle55 plays it

when is survival

The short version of JuiceCraft beta testers asking when will survival finish upgrading 12 times a day, and can't be patient at all

Beta Tester: Is survival done yet???
night: no
Beta Tester: When will it be
night: it'll take approx a week be patient
*1 hour later*
Beta Tester: when is survival gonna be done
wowinl: :doom:
mig: :doom:
night: :doom:

Survival Stan

A person who falls asleep in the middle of the road or fighting, and named their pets the obvious

“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”

“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“

survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration

Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"