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The time of year where the seasons transition from summer to fall and then winter. You know sweater weather has begun when every 20 something year old is suddenly wearing sweaters and drinking pumpkin spice lattes. Sweater Weather typically lasts from late September to early April, depending on your location (even though some will try to milk it out for as long as they can).
Sali: God I hate the heat! I can't wait for October!
Dez: Same! I can't wait for sweater weather to roll around.
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Fun toys located underneath a sweater.
Damn, G, look at Jane's sweater cows!
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breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.
that girl has huge sweater cows.
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A set of breasts whose size is so ample that they can be observed and appreciated even when a sweater is being worn.
Damn bro, I wanna get my face all up in those sweater pillows.
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The act of eating fruit loops or colorful cereals, and vomiting them up on your sexual partner
She gave him one hell of a crazy Crosby sweater
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slang term/ while performing anal sex on a woman you stuff your testicles into her vagina
my girlfriend forgot my birthday last year, so this year for christmas im giving her the tight sweater
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When a friend or co-worker decides to wear old dingy sweaters. Either from a deceased relative or found in an old, dusty container in the attic. (most likely from wife) This person wears them to work with confidence and doesn't realize the whole office thinks he is a tool.
OMG!!!! Did you see Tom's sweater today? He is totally on sweater welfare!
Tom decided to go up into the attic and sift through a bunch of old sweaters from his Swedish wife. Since he decided to wear them to work and out of the house. He is now on Sweater Welfare.
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