A swiftie is a person who is a huge fan of Taylor Swift. They might have her in their playlist, have room decor and know everything about the pop/country singer and songwriter.
Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.
Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.
A Swiftie is a member of Ariana Grande’s second fan base.
When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.
Pull A Swiftie
"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"
"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"