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The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.
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some one who is very 1337 at tennis
man, your such a friggen tennis pimp
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the tennis racket is used to play tennis, obviously
Hey, want to play some tennis?
Sure! Let me bring my tennis rackets!
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Danger Tennis
A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
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a kind of kiss.played tonsil tennis with
you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her.
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The word tennis face is used to describe a girl with a hot body, and an ugly face. This refers to female tennis players, who have great body's....and that's about it. (*only exception - Anna Kournikova)
Bossplaya:We really need to get a paperback for that tennis face
Ace86:sooo true
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When something is, like, incredibly gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a tennis helmet." Because they don't make tennis helmets. See also, football bat.
Your MicePace page is as queer as a tennis helmet. Change it, dude.
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