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The only state where its entire population is perfectly content having its head up its own ass. They love the feeling of having their own shit run through their ears.
I'm from Texas and I love dick
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Bashed too harsh, we are not cowboys,racist,redneck or religious extremists. We’re normal people alright!
If you want to bash a state, bash oklahoma They are the ones disliking texas anyways
I know they are there, waiting to dislike this
Texas is one of the best states, and we’re not cowboys
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The state that produces the most stuck up idiots in the freakin' world. Most, in fact are pretty good-looking, but they are freakin' full of this stupid Texas-pride shit. YOU'RE NOT YOUR OWN COUNTRY ANYMORE! GET OVER IT!
Texans are gay and suck simply because of their "I'll take it up the ass for you Texas" pride shit. If they didn't have that, they'd be good to go.
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1> Two hundred sixty-seven thousand square miles of mercurial and tempestuous weather, populated by fourteen million cowboys, longhorns, and aggies. As well as a few of us normal folks.
2> A state of mind induced by stacked cuban heels, drop yoke shirts, ten gallon hats that only hold 1.5 litrers, and Alice B. Toklas' Famous Brownie Recipie.
3> The New and Official Location of the North Pole.
If the Devil wiped his ass on North America, Texas is the shitstain he left behind.
Ah may live in New Yolk City, but I carries texus in mah heart.
As goes Texas, so goes the world.
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George's characteristics of not being able to comprehend the pronunciation of certain words or names, being a woefully bad speaker in general, making the rich get richer, and not knowing shit about politics in no way reflects upon the personality or ingenuity of texas. (By the way, other nations would be laughing at us if we couldn't nuke 'em. Don't know about you, but I'M embarrassed.)
George Bush was born in Connecticut not texas!!! We act just like people from colorado or louisiana!!! We are generally good natured and friendly towards ALL!!!
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The armpit of the United States
Why would anyone be proud to come from Texas? It's the armpit of the United States
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A pathetic state in the U.S., an embarrassment really, that CANNOT CECEED FROM THE U.S. the way they always like to mouth off that they can. If they were to ever try it the U.S. military would stomp the shit out of them in about 24 hours at most. I dont know what their so fuckin proud of, and I wish they would shut up.
I'd like to see those stupid texans try and ceceed from The Union. It would be fun to see the U.S. Military take their pathetic texas asses back to the stone age!
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