Jewish Salad

Giving a rimjob to someone with an extremely hairy a**hole.

I had to floss after I gave Ms. Goldman a Jewish Salad.

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jewish willy

To have no money, "skint"

Right big man get the pints in its your round? ...........i can't im jewish willy!

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Jewish curve

When a Jewish person has a curve in his pp

You have a curve pp! Wow that’s called a Jewish curve

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jewish bbq

A cook out where nothing is provided. BYO any thing you would want.

I went to that barmitzpha it was a fucking jewish bbq.

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jewish doctor

its a jewish doctor

jewish doctor: shalom shalom your foreskin is gone

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Jewish Tip

When you fuck a girl and throw a dollar bill at her afterwards.

This guy gave me a Jewish Tip last night.

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Jewish Sex

Sex that occurs only before marriage.

Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"

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