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A slang phrase used to express the desire for someone else to leave. Roughly equialent to telling someone to get the hell out.
First known occurance of the phrase was on the U.S. sitcom "Scrubs", said by Dr. Cox when telling Elliot Reed to leave
Dr. Cox: Get out of here, go ahead, go, go, hippity hop to the barber shop
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A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.
I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.
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When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!
"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
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17th century idiom.
A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.
See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.
B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.
Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.
meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food
I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...