Neo-Fed

Short hand for a Neo confederate, aka a modern southern secessionist

"yeah i liked Johnny until i found out he was a Neo-fed"

fed bread

federal income, mula, money, pesos. (it can be legal or illegal it has nothing to do with the feds coming to get yo ass) a word we say in texas.

i gotta have that fed bread for this slab(slow.loud.and.bangin') i'mma get. a slab is a big body car like a old skool caprice and a 1983 sedan deville.

King Fed

Roger Federer is the GOAT of tennis and is still dominating on the professional circuit at age 36. King Fed has one of the smoothest all-court games and sweeps his opponents off the court not only with skill, but with incredible class and style as well. He has 19 grand slams, and (hopefully) counting. Long Live King Fed.

Guy 1: Oh thank Federer I passed that test.
Guy 2: You mean "thank God?"
Guy1: Oh, Right. I get them confused sometimes.
Guy2: Same. All hail the eternal legend, King Fed

jk feds

Short form for "Just Kidding, United States Federal Bureau of Investigation Agents".

When you are typing something online, when you type something about something that was or is illegal, you follow it up by saying "jk feds". Since everyone knows the feds moniter everything on the net, you can cover your ass by "jk feds" when you say something illegal.

"I just sold that cat an 8-ball of bolivian flake....jk feds"

You cover your ass by telling the feds your joking, but really your not.

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fed burn

fed = largest bank in the world ( controls united states )

wow! I got a fed burn 17 times they jacked me up 5.25%. My arm went up soo much it got stuck in my friends behind.

Mr. burn man wants your money. " just keep on banking "

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Fed Ex

Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06

"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."

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dick fed

To have been the recipient of a penile insertion

"Thalidomide my arse, you were just dick fed as a kid"

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