1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.
my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.
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To Jack off or have someone jack you off.
She could pound the pud!
Hey what are you doing in there pounding your pud?
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a person who enjoys the inhaling of male genitalia... they luxiriate in the smell of and savor the taste of cock...
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persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks
hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.
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While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
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Psychedelic dessert dish that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who are done with getting buzzed on a budget will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.
also referred to as: cubensis custard
Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?
The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.
So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.
Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.