A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.
Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.
A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.
“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”
A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.
The slap-assassin's are in police custody.
That guy is a real slap-assassin.
Someone who always kills your nap.
"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"
A person who is extraordinarily adept at verbally ripping public figures apart on the television from the comfort of their own living room.
I studied to become an armchair assassin as a young person, watching the likes of my idols as they eviscerated all of the onscreen fools and political idiots.
The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents
Shia LaBeouf Is one of them damn saltwater assassins
Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path
They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service