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A retarded song made by the shortest member of AMP Kai Cenat that he held onto for like 3 years until he finally released it as a song with NLE Choppa. It makes no sense because it says in the song that he was only 18 when he was 20 when releasing the song. Maybe if he hadn't waited 3 fucking years to drop it would have made sense. Other than Kai Cenat it really means an expensive ass watch but it's always gonna be taken over by this retarded ass song. Every bar is cap he never ran up 30 on 30 on 30 and he doesn't have a third of the cars he said he copped. He was probably "Going retarded shit"(a bar in the song) when he thought up some of these lines bro. When you watch the behind the scene video for the recording of the song you see just how retarded it really is. NLE was like falling asleep on the couch while Kai kept fucking up his lines. After making the song he continued to milk it for everything it had by adding it to different flows and beats, each sounding more retarded than the last.
Mark: Yoooooo you wanna see my new Bust Down Rollie Avalanch?
Tim: You bought that dumbass song the midget made?
Mark: Nooooo bro I got a actual watch lmao.
Tim: Yooooo, that's siiiiick bro leme see!
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When someone shits there pants and as it rolls down you wait with your mouth open for it to fall in.
Nate totally got the Oregon Avalanche from me last night
When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.
— I am traumatised for life.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
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Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."
Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up
When you sniff a line of coke and lick a girl out immediately after
Yo man I gave Stacey the avalanche last night and didn't taste a thing
When you have a big poop but it’s a bunch of smaller poops
Thank god it was just an avalanche poop I thought I was gonna take a massive shit
When you’ve had a rowdy night full of booze, then added on a nightcap shotgun that you didn’t need before sexy time that comes back up on his chest and mid section while performing fellatio.
Bro, I got the most sick Amber Avalanche from my girl last night. She definitely needed that last beer to accomplish.