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Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.
"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"
The process of Russian officers being removed from Ukrainian sovereign territory by means of explosion
Dozens of Russian officers are being coloneled every week
When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards
Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit
Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.
God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.
A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.
A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.
An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".
Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."
That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.
Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.
Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "