glove banger

for a male or another person to cause ejaculation with one's hand, gloved or ungloved.

I didn't meet any nice women tonight, looks like I'll have to settle for a glove banger.

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gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.

Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?

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white gloves

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).

Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.

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Woman Glove

A girl's vagoo.

"Her woman glove is tight!"

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power glove

A Nintendo gadget that lets you use the Nintendo controls with your hand motions. There's only one thing you need to know: it's bad.

I love the power glove...it's so bad.

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ass glove

a term for an item of underwear worn on the lower half e.g thong, g-string

i bought a new ass glove today

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Baseball-gloving

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?

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