The Helicopter Dance

When a male is in the shower room and, while naked, does a gyrating motion with his pelvis as to make his penis go around and around, simulating the rotating blades on a helicopter. This is usually done to hit someone in the face.

Man, Terry did the helicopter dance to me and it felt like a hammer.

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Helicopter pilot

A man who has to carry his big balls of steel with a wheel barrow due to the fact that if his engine fails in flight he has one second to react correctly or his aircraft will suddenly fly with the aerodynamic capabilities of a soda machine.

I saw a Helicopter Pilot yesterday at the hardware store getting a larger wheel barrow for his balls because he had to start training students in R22s.

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Reverse Helicopter

The helicopter sex move but the male ends up with his head on the floor, face down and legs in the air above the back of the female, the female is on her hands and knees.

Jenny thought she was getting it old school doggy style but then I pulled a Reverse Helicopter out of my bag of tricks! She was dismayed and delighted.

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helicopter pad

trimmed pubic hair - like a landing strip, only shorter

I waxed and tweezed down to a helicopter pad

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Helicopter Chop

the act of swinging your dick around like a helicopter blade then slowly but at the same time smacking the shit out of one's face.

Dude, I helicopter chopped the shit out of Jesse last night.

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Helicopter Dick

A trick where one spins their penis around in circles reminiscent to the spinning of helicopter blades. Often used on a first date to impress a girl.

I think there was a lonely island song or something, but this maneuver has been around for hundreds of years and is an integral part of many cultures.

This maneuver can be performed in unfamiliar situations to make new friends.

I would normally not put out on the first date... but his helicopter dick... I had no choice.

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attack helicopter

Attack helicopters are helicopters that are armed with ATGMs ( look it up), rocket pods, and 20-30mm chain/miniguns. Two examples are the MI-24 Hind and the AH-64 Apache. They are used to blow the shit out of anything in range, including tanks, infantry, IFVs, and anything else unlucky enough to be near them ( unless the helicopter is an OH-58 Cayuse or an AH-6 Little Bird, in which case you are fine unless you manage to make it crash on you)

The AH-64D Apache Longbow is one of the best attack helicopters on the world!

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