Random
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Random
Much like a friend with benefits, a random hook-up buddy is someone you're not actually in a relationship with but still get busy with.
Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.
"Mark and Brooke must be random hook-up buddies. The two or three times a month they see each other they always get busy."
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Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com
Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.
How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.
Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!
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An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.
Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.
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Ghetto people adding cheese, garlic, seasoning salt, hot sauce, mayonaise, and hot dogs to their Ramen noodle soups.
"OOOooo girl she be hooking up your noodles and they so goooooddd." SNAP SNAP SNAP
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To fuck, the most legit of all hook ups.
Jenny: They hooked up.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.
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A straight girl-on-girl hook up is where two straight girls have sex. The girls can not be lesbian or bisexual. This is also called and Experiment.
Jane: Did you hear?
Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?
Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!
Penny: But they have boyfriends!
Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!
Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!
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Executing a complicated plan, only to realize an important component was omitted, leading to complete failure or unintended consequences
Gary and Wyatt planned to make homemade biscuits for breakfast, but they forgot to hook up the doll and ended up making crackers instead.