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Sexually orientated toward vegans.
"I was in a cauliamorous relationship, until homegirl ate a ham steak. Now we're through."
"Mature bear chub seeks twink for cauliamorous dalliances on the down low."
Check out that librarian! What a hootie!
These glasses make me look like such a hootie.
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A dependable, reliable lady who you can hang out with and talk to freely.
What a sawyer! I'd love to take her camping.
She may be a sawyer by day, but she sure looks great in a skirt!
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An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.
Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.
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Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.
OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!
I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."
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A neighbor, friend, or other acquaintance with whom you agree that slight accidental automobile collisions are acceptable.
"Dude, you just hit his bumper!" "No worries, that's my neighbor Larry's truck. We are bumpbuddies."
Well, you rear ended me. But if you'll be my bumpbuddy, we can forget this ever happened.
The happiness experienced upon receiving clean STD test results.
The nervousness I had been experiencing since I got my blood drawn at the clinic was worthwhile when I felt that sweet negjoy.
We met, both in the throws of negjoy, and had a passionate, carefree evening.