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A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.
If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.
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nicely trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is just one strait line, nothing else.
he licked my tummy all the way down to my landing strip, and then ate my pussy all night long......
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A not-so-subtly disparaging nickname given, often by insurrectionist trumpites, to California.
Times must be gettin’ tough out there in Lib Land with the cost of living as it is!
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A rectangular strip of pubic hair typically extending from the top of the pussy toward the navel. Widths may vary, as a micro or thin landing strip is typically 1/4" to a 1/2" wide, whereas a wide landing strip may be as much as 2" wide, often coinciding with the width of the thigh gap. The sides are always trimmed off straight and the hair length is keep short but not shaved. A man whose specialty is getting his woman up onto the Big O Plateau quickly and has the stamina for hours long subsequent Australian kissing, is typically picky about having a well-manicured landing strip. It is called a landing strip by men and aussie plateauers because it is indicative of the aussie kissers tongue coming in for a landing, much like an airplane touching down on the tarmac.
Since my new girlfriend enjoys australian kissing so much, I bought a nice new bikini line trimmer to help trim her bush down to be more like the landing strip which was much nicer, neater, and more presentable, so I could get her up onto the big O plateau quickly without getting loose hairs in my mouth.
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"Steady on, hunney. We're not in Yeehaw Land!"
"Sometimes it really puzzles me why would anyone act as if they are from Yeehawland. News flash, you are not from there so quit with the accent."
"He just came back from his 2-week trip and now he's acting all Yeehaw."
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When one performs a hazardous landing, while saving every single soul (or item) aboard the falling aircraft.
America's economy hopes a Sully landing from Obama.
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The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.
Did you see that land whale on TV last night?
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