an amusing substute for your mom
X: You're fat
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that.
Z: BURN!!!!
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Going intense speeds, Doing something crazy or all around epic
I'm about to Llama Thrust this bitch
I was Llama Thrusting through the 6 with my woes
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(noun) 1. The radius that cannot be crossed when dealing with a llama. Upon getting too close to a llama, said animal will act unpredictably. 2. A person's personal space. Upon trespassing into this zone without permission may cause said person to act in an unpleasant manner towards the trespasser. Syn: Comfort Zone, Elbow Room
Example 1:
Irrational Zoo Patron: "Here, llama, llama, llama..." *moves in to pet llama on top of head*
Llama: *spitting blood from eyes; stomping on IZP's feet, then naughty-bits, then face* "SCREEEEE!!!! SCREEEEE!!!"
Quizzical Zoo Patron: "Dude, what happened here?"
Aloof Zoo Patron: "Dumb-ass bastard - he breached the llama bubble"
Example 2:
Slightly Drunk Party-Goer: "Oh, wow, dude - is that leather?" *touches Exceedingly Drunk Party-Goer's jacket sleeve*
Exceedingly Drunk Party-Goer: "What the f^<{, brah? Do I even know you?" *proceeds to get Medieval on llama bubble offender*
Slightly High Party-Goer: "Why is that dude getting his beer crammed in his ass?"
Exceedingly High Party-Goer: "Awww, dude, I saw the whole thing! The one dude with the beercan in his ass comes up to the other dude in the suede jacket and, like, gets all in his llama bubble..."
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expletive used for situations of frustration or bewilderment. More powerful than "fuck-a-duck" and less offensive than "God dammit"
Fuck-a-llama, our paper is due in two hours and bitches won't stop editing it!
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While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.
Dude i totally messed up her hair when i did The spitting llama last night
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Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
llama song by twainz
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When having rough and intense sex, you spit in the girl's face a few times.
I was bangin that girl last night and I gave her the Angry Llama. She loved that shit!
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