epileptic seizure

Refers to a insanely-demented "wild-overreaction" exercise by government/police officials who crazily stampede though a certain area and wrongfully/needlessly confiscate items from the general public.

Ever since the IRS was founded "way back when", U.S. citizens have felt like Uncle Sam launches an epileptic seizure each April.

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

Hump Seizure

the common female or male orgasm or climax

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

grandmom seizure

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance

Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure

Lil Seizure

A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground

Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"