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When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.
Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!
When you see a sexy child and your ankle bracelet buzzes
“Christ it must be a Sunday, I’m having a Bingo Tingle”
a sensation a penis wearer experiences when they are beginning to get aroused
*sees Shrek after his transformation in Shrek 2*
Z: damn that made my willy tingle
A OCD individual who is areal free spirit, but very nervous. Often very musically inclined. They have this tic where they repeatedly give light thumps to their forehead after exhaling a self prescribed bong hit.
Dude. Who’s that gut guy jamming the guitar and thumping his head to the music?.Tell him his bong fell over.
That’s Tingle Tips.
When your dick falls asleep and a girl needs to wake it up with her either stroking it or giving you head.
"Ah shit, I've got Tingle Dick. Yo, random lady! Come over here and help a brother out. Suck my dick to wake it back up.
Hey, it does tingle! How did you know!?
Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
Something, or someone (we don’t discriminate here) that erupts a certain feeling within you. People describe it as a volcanic feeling- not getting too descriptive here.
Like when you have a magnum ice cream…almond flavour of course
Or when you grab a hold of 2 organic chocolates for the price of 2
In all seriousness though, a tingle in the dingle is a feeling reserved for that special someone that makes you forget what your last name is…because you want theirs.
Clara: I just, i don’t know if i like him- you know?
Veronica: Well…does he give you a tingle in the dingle
Clara: No…he gives me the heebeejeebees
Veronica: You need therapy Clara.
Clara: Shut up, I do not. I just…ugh don’t even get me started on that last name. I mean, who knew last names could be so sexy