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generative ontology

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.

Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.

by metawave July 5, 2019


Generic McVague

A name given to someone who gives very bland, generic replies to questions.

"If you could change one thing about your past, what would it be?"

"The decisions I've made."

"Generic McVague there."

by Alfred Tooty November 27, 2009


the general lee

A pretty cool car

The general lee is a pretty cool car.

by Leedle lee July 27, 2015


General brown

After you blow your load on a chicks face, you shit on her stomach. Then you stand up over her and salute.

Did Ian seriously general brown that chick last night?

by Leapinglenny February 17, 2019


General Cockhead

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.

Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.

by Con Cuthbert January 13, 2012

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General Jumpinforabitch

A term popularized on the AOL Rap messageboards around 1999. It expounds more specifically on one of the functions of a "Captain Save-A-Hoe."

Basically, General Jumpinforabitch games/schemes on pussy in the manner of a highly specialized Captain-Save-a-Hoe. He's the guy who will relish the opportunity jump between a man and a woman fighting (verbally or otherwise) in order to curry favor with the woman:

"Hey! HEY!
Whatchoo doing, man?
That's a LADY you're talking to, right there!
Show some RESPECT!"

Generally, Generals end up getting shot.

"I'm arguing with my shorty over some money type shit, and it gets a a little heated.....All of a sudden General Jumpinforabitch pops up out of nowhere like: "Is everything all right here, Miss?" I broke my foot off in his ass and told him to tell his story walkin'....

by WillHigh April 17, 2008


General Grievous

a badass star wars villain that sucked in episode 3 but kicked ass in the original star wars the clone wars animation epic

general grievous is epic and badass

by and fuck you justin bieber March 8, 2016

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