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A girl who comes from Sweden and owns gaurd goats. She likes going skiing and haveing her hair played with by creepers.
A totally stuck up, self-absorbed cunt. No morals, care for others, or soul. You can smell her attitude a mile away and it stinks. Wearing a dyke haircut is common custom.
Shit, here comes Tori.
Tory -noun 1. A common misspelling of Troy often mistaken as an abbreviation of Victoria.
Hey, you misspelled "Troy" and wrote "Tory"!
toris
also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.
"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
Tori is, overall, the biggest bitch you will ever meet. She is a liar, a backstabber, and a fake friend. She has no rack, she thinks she can dance when she really just looks like a dying version of Happy Feet, and she looks like a walking skeleton. She thinks she's really cool, except she's a complete loser. Nobody likes her, but they're all afraid to leave her because she will try to make their life miserable if they do. Basically, she's going to grow up to be a cheap prostitute, and everyone will laugh.
Dude, I saw Tori yesterday. She's still a bitch, and she looks like a sperm bank.
A very short girl. Preferably brunette. Usually under 5 foot tall. Receives nicknames that make fun of her height like Smurf, Elf, Oompa-Loompa, Santa's Little Helper, etc...
Tori is so short! She reminds me of a smurf!