A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
A type of pornographic image showing a woman's shaved genitalia including the labia and clitoris. Hence the tonsil. Popular on calendars produced for factories and workshops up to the 1990s but now effectively banned in the workplace
Blimey Sid. Look at the tonsils on that one. She's something to chew on. A great tonsil shot mate
Noun: Male genitalia, nuts, balls, testicles.
"Hey babe, come over here and lick my furry tonsils."
Tonsil Tinea as in "foot in mouth disease".
OMG that boy has such a bad case of tonsil tinea, he almost swallowed his whole foot.
The little white lumps you have on your tonsils when you have tonsillitis, that have a foul smelling odour.
Sam: 'Lois, i think I've got Tonsillitis again'
Lois: 'Oh god, have you got those Tonsil Poo's on your Tonsils again?'
Sam: 'Yerp, they're there'.