toyota celica

a really quick car that is much faster then a neon especially tony bowmans gay neon it also destroys cavilers sunfires civics and yet again tony bowmans gay neon and a stock 1991 toyota celica can also beat a 320 hp Plymouth laser (true story) :)

toyota celica

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Toyota Avalon

Well built car, driven by some of the slowest jackass drivers ever; Therefore are some of the slowest cars in traffic.

I was fifteen minutes late for work!! I got stuck behind two of those bitch ass Toyota Avalons riding the left lane again, I had to hit the emergency lane to pass them, Dicks!!

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Toyota Bar

Noun. A mobile establishment where alcoholic drinks are passed out located in the parking lot. Usually out of the trunk of someone's car.

I don't feel like sepeding alot on drinks. Lets go to the Toyota bar outside.

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driving a toyota

The act of living dangerously. Doing something that will get you killed.
Also being suicidal.

If Steve keeps chasing MILFS, he's gonna be driving a Toyota.

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Used Toyota

The best fucking car you can possibly buy

I finally can get my dream car, a used Toyota

Toyota 4Runner

4-wheeled proof that the phrase “nothing lasts forever” is untrue after all.

The Toyota 4Runner (also formerly known as the Hilux Surf in other markets) is a midsize, body-on-frame SUV produced from 1984-present day. Over these 39 years, the 4Runner has amassed a large following among both consumers and enthusiasts for its unmatched reliability, off-road performance, capability, and much more! It is also one of (if not the) last SUVs on the market to come with a 5-speed transmission.

“The Toyota 4Runner will last so long it will be present at my funeral, my grandkids’ funerals, their grandchildren’s funerals, and their great grandchildren’s funerals!”

Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.

Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.