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When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.
Handjob oldfashioned spooning chickswithdicks bigdicktricks
'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'
' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'
When an obese truck driver is too lazy or too fat to get out of his truck to go take a shit and doesn't have a plastic bottle big enough to contain his feces or just doesn't have good enough aim to shit in said bottle so he instead just cuts the rubber boot around the shift lever on his transmission and takes a shit on top of the transmission. This also applies to truck drivers that may not be obese but are either afraid to get out of their truck or not willing to pull over to take a shit. These drivers are especially talented because they can simultaneously shit on their transmission while driving, shifting gears and watching porn on their smartphones.
"Shit! I'm late for dropping my load and I really need to drop a load from my ass! No time to stop so I guess I'll have to keep driving and take a tranny shit while I pleasure myself to internet porn. I'm a multitasker.
Event held by transvestite where one gets "TURNT"
Person 1: "Shaggy was tryna catch a fade at a tranny raid"
Person 2: "Swank ass nigga"
This is usually a bag or a case of sorts found in West Hollywood, that contains multiple items of low, high, or absolutely no value, including electronics, stationary items, and almost always home made underwear and or bras, that were previously owned and then left behind by a homeless transexual man
Damn bro, today I found some amazing stuff.. I found a brand new Gucci bag that had a paperclip, a half stick of used gum, 14 cigarette butts, some afro sheen, a razor blade, home made underwear that were made out of used ripped fishnet stockings, and a brand new unlocked Apple Ipad air!!!! Damn I love finding Tranny Treasure!!!
A preop man who wants to be a trixie.
look around, trixie tranny's are all over lincoln park.
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wOoOo i curse your with tranny magic
tranny witch has the power to make chaser fall in love with her
When a transvestite ejaculates into a mans anus and then he procedes to push out the semen into a bowl for consumption.
Last week I went to Bangkok, best tranny soup I’ve ever had.