Rural Dictionary

gabby twitch

When someone has ticks in their neck and begins to shake and shrug consistently

"Look at Chris, he's performing a Gabby Twitch!"

Look at Charles, he's performing a Gabby Twitch!

Lukas was beging to feel itchy, and thus began to Gabby Twitch.

by SuperbKryptonite April 11, 2015

To be a Twitch main, you are to be the greatest person on earth. You must be able to 1v5 penta kill the enemy with only Dorans blade. Finally you must be able flame enemy's and allies alike; just like a true American. Once these requirements are met you have become a true Twitch main, you may now rename yourself Twitch and precede to feed every game.

Have Fun.

Garen All: Twitch.... You suck.... and so does your mum.

Twitch Main Thinks: 'Omae wa mou shinderu'

Announcer Penta kill

by Lol meme team September 30, 2018

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Twit Twitching

When you have tweeting withdrawal due to being occupied by something like being at work, on an airplane, or somewhere you cant get on the internet...

(Shaking) OMG!!! The internet went out and I've missed 75 tweets in the last 3 minutes... Im twit twitching.

by Dj Jazzy Jess & Snoopy December 15, 2009

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Johnny Twitch

A god among men, Johnny Twitch is the one who deliberately tries to be uncool, just to be different. He will crossdress and still get all the ladies, but he doesn't care about that, because most of the ladies only want him for how ultimately cool he is.
Johnny Twitch could create a nation just by wishing he were a king, but he won't do that because being a king would make him popular, and that's the last thing Johnny wants to be. Johnny Twitch is a rebel who doesn't identify with any cause, he rebels for the sake of rebellion; Johnny does what he wants to and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks, because it's his life; Johnny is versatile and can play an array of instruments, including the little known crwth; Johnny remembers anything he sees; he can reproduce any sound he hears- but he doesn't because that would make him trendy, and Johnny Twitch doesn't follow any trends, because he IS the trend.

Johnny Twitch while looking in the mirror, smoking reefer, having sex, and playing guitar simultaneously: "Yes, I do believe they are right- I /am/ God.

by sxebill May 28, 2010

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