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an evil plot that the flower,candy, and card company came up with to screw people out of money and to ither depress people or make them happy beyond all natural reason
also to identify all them gold diggin bitches
its valentines day im gonna go kill myself now
omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared
muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa
damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch
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Commercialistic, bullshit "holiday" created by big candy & flower companies which only serves to make single people feel even more lonely than they already are & people in relationships stressed out on what gifts to buy...as if buying someone some fucking candy on Feb 14th (of ALL 365 days of the year) REALLY makes such a GREAT statement of love. Fuck outta here...
Depression& suicide are also known to go up during this time of year.
"OMG! Why didn't you get me anything for Valentines Day??!
Bitch, I can buy you flowers & candy anyday. Stop being so damn commercial & materialistic."
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the biggest marketing ploy ever, that hasnt worked for anyone since romeo and juliet, and even they werent real. anyone who sends valentines is desperate, and anyone who recieves them is too popular for their own good, and it's a waste of a 26p stamp and a waste of a day
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a day, originally started by the Catholics, in honur of Saint Valentine ( for feasting )It is now mostly associated with the display of love, whether it be husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend, or a person to his/her cruch.
2. Unfortuneately, it has become a largely significant date in the eyes of companies ( Hallmark, Lingere stores, Chocolates stores, Jewelry shops ) to make large amounts of money, by selling ridiculously over-priced items. Even though the giving of jewelry may seem very common, it has only been around for appox. 20 or so years.
3. Also known as Saint Valentine's Day Massacre; because of the shooting of 6 of George 'Bugs' Moran's gangmembers by five members of Al Capone's gang in Chicago, Illinois, in 1929
Valentine's Day, supposedly,to be a gesture of love to your special 'someone', that has been turned into some corporate advertisement, over-priced gifts, money-making day.
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The one day a year to make up for the other 364 that you were a complete asshole or bitch to your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Happy Valentines Day. Heres a card and some flowers. I'm too cheap to buy you roses because our relationship doesn't mean anything to me. I just think you're a good fuck and I'm trying to keep it that way. and then I'm going to find someone better and leave you. Oh and heres that chocolates so you feel better when that happens.
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Sufffering from depression or sadness the day of Valentines or the day after due to Being lonely and/or all friends being busy with thier "valentine"
During Valentines day Joe just satys in bed all day and watches TV,Probably because he has Valentine's Syndrome
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The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.
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