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When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.
Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap
I'm so sorry bro...
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completely out of touch with reality
She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.
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v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.
Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!
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A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.
After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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It is a statue in whatever fuck museum, it is famous for its uh art. In greek it stands for venus of the beautiful buttocks. yeah I'll stop here.
Rich man 1: excellent art from ancient times.
Boy 1: daddy why she's naked.
Rich 1: shut up boy you dont understand the man who made venus Callipyge.
A Beautiful/Attractive woman whose body type can be described as resembling the Venus of Willendorf and/or similar figures.
Person A: Hey did you see that new girl, Francisca?
Person B: I totally did man, that babe has a rockin' Venus Body.
Person A: *Is Now Visibly Confused, But Agrees*