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Burnett's vodka. The most common alcoholic beverage in Chico because we're all broke college students. Comes in 37 flavors including things like pumpkin spice and watermelon. Will get you fucked up.
Hey I'm gonna go buy some Chico water!
That Chico water did me dirty last night, I blacked out!
From the time of approximately 11:30pm-5am basically all water becomes blessed and has amazing re-hydration abilities and tastes amazing as well.
"I drank some night water at 2 am and ascended."
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An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).
"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"
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Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.
The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level.
Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole.
It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve.
The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game.
I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.
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Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked!
Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple!
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Water that's so cold that it tightens your nuts.
Why is the Balboa Bay always wrench water? I jumped in and my balls had to retreat.
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Someone who drinks a lot of water and always keeps hydrated. As their name indicates, a water nigga's drink of choice is pure, clean, water, and they hold special disdain for carbonated drinks: those who drink large quantities of soda are dubbed "soda niggas" and shunned.
A water nigga can be identified by the water bottles they carry around.
Benefits of being a water nigga include improved concentration, greater stamina, and generally improved health.
- Did you see Joe over there, carrying that big 5 gallon jug of water?
- Yeah, he's a total water nigga. When he goes to pee he doesn't even need to flush because his piss is so clear from all the water he drinks.
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When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"