rusty weapon

Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.

"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."

"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."

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weapon line

the amazing part of the color guard who spins rifles and sabres and works their butts off while the flag line whines

omg soddy daisy high school has the best weapon line !

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ginger weapon

Term given to someone with ginger hair

1). Carly is sat next to the ginger weapon over there.
2). That girl is a ginger weapon

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Academic Weapon

Someone who studies for AP Exams or does any school while hitting the gym especially after benching 160

Bob: Look at John he just benched 160 and then used his break to study for his AP exam

Rob: holy fuck he’s an academic weapon

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ungentlemanly weapon

n. Slang for the male genitalia

Yesterday, on my date with Joey, he showed me his ungentlemantly weapon

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weaponized incompetence

When a person acts like they have no idea how to do something even though they definitely do. They do this so that later on they can act like they're the master at either to impress someone or get praise. Also known as strategic incompetence

"I don't know how to do that, you do it"
"Stop lying, everyone knows how to change a tire, weaponized incompetence is why you have no girlfriend"
"Fine, (murmurs cartoon profanities)"

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Eridian weapon

A special type of gun from Borderlands which will undoubtedly become synonymous with "n00b cannon". What makes them so nooby is that they have unlimited ammo, and they have great stats.

Guy playing borderlands multiplayer, looking over his various guns.
Gets shot repeatedly, sees gun: "Stupid noob using Eridian weapon unlimited ammo gun!"
Noob gets shot in back. "Yeah man, use real gun like Boomstick or Atlas Patton!"

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