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The concept of inverting the traditional division of a week, where one parties 5 nights and stays in 2 nights.
Office Drone 1: "These reverse weekends are killing both my wallet and my liver."
Office Drone 2: "Yes, but life is now full of beauty and meaning."
A four day weekend.
Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.
Dude 1: "Have a good weekend mang, see you Monday."
Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."
Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.
We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.
Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.
Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?
Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".
OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.
When a bunch of adults dont tell there kids what they are doing and scares the shit out of them
Kids leave the house for a few days
why?
We are having a nude weekend
Holy shit
When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.
"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."