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oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says itβs about oikawa and iwaizumi.
it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.
a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? itβs really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.
One who e-shops but only adds the item to their wish list instead of their shopping cart.
This is done more often when alone and poor.
Similar to window shopping.
Other usages of the term include Wish Lister, Wish Listing, and Wish List Shopper.
Betty: Hey Sally, we're going out tonight wanna come?
Sally: Sounds like fun but I'm broke so I'm just gonna stay home and do some wish list shopping
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When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.
Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.
Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.
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1. Wanting something that there is no point in having.
Jesse: So what does your girlfriend want now?
Lee: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
Jesse: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
Lee: Yea... its a fucking Dumb Cunt Wish but she will have it no doubt.
Jesse: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
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The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!
Get off your knees! Your fresh air wish is an insult to intelligence.
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1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.
J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
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Hoping someone pisses you off so u can hit they ass
Wish a mother would make fun my red skinny leg jeans