your mom

A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.

Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom

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your mum

probbably the most immortal phrase to bless this great earth. It may answer any question, and cause great havoc.

Q)"what is the square root of 81"

A)"your mum is the square root of 81"


Q)I got Monopoly for Christmas"

A)Your mum got monopoly for Christmas"

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your mind

Complimenting someone’s opinion or viewpoint. Agreeing with somebody to a high extent. Telling someone they’re an intellectual.

Chris: do you know your friend’s ethnicity?
Andy: why does it matter?
Chris: I don’t know; he’s your friend after all so it should matter, right?
Andy: I don’t know his ethnicity, because it doesn’t matter to me. If I want to be friends with someone, I would want to know their hobbies and values, because that is what truly matters.
Chris: your mind

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on your grind

To be in a perfect mental and physical state in which others see you doing exceedingly well.

Guy 1: "Man dude, your on your grind!"
Guy 2: " Don't even trip, I'm just gettin' started."

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get yours

act of obtaining the riches or worth you deserve without concern of haters.

Man in this crazy dog eat dog world, you gotta get yours'.

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yours truly

me, myself, I (from the parting salutation at the end of a letter)

If you want to know more about them, just ask yours truly.

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Your dick

The empire state building

"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"

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