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A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!
Hey, its 7am... time for Zoom class! or I can come in late and say it was my internet....
When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.
Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?
Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.
He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.
When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
look at the bigger picture. a wider perspective is needed - it's currently too narrow
nevermind the technology we're going to use. zoom out - what is this piece going to say?
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When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.
I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.
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