a cool sharp one

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.

"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."

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Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

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Cool Dad

Your dad is cool when he’s playing rough

Cool dad

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ll cool j

is da best rapper

his da man

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A Very Cool Dude

The highest compliment someone who associated with your parents can give about you.

Johnny told Biff his nephew was a VERY cool dude.

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cool kids club

make the cool and club a k you'll see

yo are you part of the cool kids club
No

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Do it and you're cool

A phrase usually mentioned to get someone to do something that may not be cool but, sometimes is.

Bro 1: Dude, odds you do three pirate shots?
Me: Uh, Naw.
Bro 2: C'mon, Do it and you're cool!
Me: Well can't argue with that. *Chugs away*

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