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When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.
Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!
Alabamaism is the condition that many football players, especially quarterbacks, who went to Alabama seem much better than they are because they are surrounded by the best weapons in the league.
1: Isn’t it crazy how everyone thought Tua was gonna be the best.
2: Classic case of Alabamaism
1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,
2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,
3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.
4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.
Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white
PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
When you fart in your girlfriends face and it's so stinky that she throws up and spins around in dizziness
Guy : I gave my girlfriend a Alabama tornado last night
When you make out with someone and choke on their spit or saliva.
He coughed his head off after sucking her face too long and died of Alabama gumdrop poisoning.
Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.
Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop
A vaginal infection given by a family member through incest.
“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.