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A stubborn man who thinks he's the king of everything but can't even handle his own business without making a mess. This guy hasn't showered in days, so his nut sack is super-glued to his inner thigh from all the sweat. He loves things done a certain way, and gets pretty defensive and largely nostril flared if you interrupt him while he's talking, or just completely ignore everything he just said or tried teaching ya, and might light up green and transform into the hulk himself in a matter of milliseconds. (Watch out, its scarier that watching a pack of wolfs trying to tie their shoe laces while pogo sticking through the african jungles.. yeeesh.
Talk about the heebee-jeebies!). This guy also likes to call his weiner tiny in order to gain your empathy and comfort, in hopes you will ask if you can flop it around in your mouth for a bit if you want to, or if youd like to see its cool dane moves it just learned and maybe massage it a few times a day, just cuz. Another thing about this type of persons, is, they have a super crazy addiction... they will not leave their home, finish any projects, and his day isn't complete without picking hid nose with a pair of tweezers that could double as garden shears. He farts more than he breathes, and he is definitely , way smarter than all of us, people in the world combined and if ya ever meet one, you better cross your fingers and run like hell, you'll fall in love with him so fast, ya won't know what hit ya.
Careful, don't go over there yet. That Chode-Roll over there is still picking his nose with that garden sheer, careful he doesn't get lose with that thing, who knows what he's capable of.
A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous
Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.
The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.
Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?
A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.
Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.
The art of hurdling over all the a gaggle of penises to escape a super sexy situation.
Damn, I had to use great alacrity to hurdle the chode to escape that orgy at my grandma's house. I am therefore a chode hurdler.
The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.
After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.